Because pizza math shouldn't be hard.

Who are we? We're here to save humanity from the ultimate disaster - too much pizza - or, heaven forbid, not enough! We crunch the numbers so you can focus on the real dilemma...pepperoni or pineapple? Behind the scenes, we're just a group of pizza-loving math nerds on a mission to prevent dinner disasters. No fame, no glory—just accurate calculations and a deep passion for ensuring you never run out of slices (or your dignity) at the party.

Why? Because we want to live in a world where no one stares awkwardly at the last slice, where leftovers are intentional, and where every guest feels the joy of pizza satisfaction. We envision a world where thousands of slices have been perfectly allocated, friendships saved, and hunger crises averted.

You’re welcome.

The Perfect Amount of Pizza

“What is better? A medium amount of good pizza, or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?”

Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin

Let the calculating begin...

Below, you’ll find our pride and joy—the pizza calculator to rule all pizza calculators. Whether you're feeding a tiny gathering or a hungry horde, this tool ensures you order just the right amount of pizza.

1. Enter your guest count – because even your cousin who “wasn’t coming” will show up.
2. Adjust hunger levels – Not everyone eats like an unsupervised raccoon at a buffet.
3. Account for dietary preferences – We respect all pizza lifestyles.

Now go forth and order with confidence!

Our Math

We don’t just willy-nilly guess how much pizza you need—we use real math to calculate the perfect amount. Our formula factors in appetite levels, group size, and slice distribution science, plus where you're ordering from—because let’s be honest, a ‘large’ pizza isn’t the same everywhere. And since pizza is for everyone, we even account for gluten-free, dairy-free, and vegetarian options. No one gets left out, and no slice goes to waste. It’s pizza math at its finest!

Our Mission

Our mission is simple: to prevent pizza panic, over-ordering disasters, and the dreaded ‘not enough slices’ tragedy. We harness the power of math (but the fun kind) to ensure you get just the right amount of pizza—never too much, never too little, always just enough to keep the party happy and the fridge free of questionable next-day leftovers. Because in the world of pizza, precision is everything.